At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
