So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently you make a good broom.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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