4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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