I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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