Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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