so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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