i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
