ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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