went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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