I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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