he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
as a side note pls kill me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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