trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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