is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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