I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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