I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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