im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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