This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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