Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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