Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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