Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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