Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
PANTIES FOUND
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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