The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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