nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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