he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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