why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My feet surprised me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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