And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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