You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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