Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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