kristin has been a bad kristin
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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