He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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