Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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