would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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