so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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