How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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