when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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