He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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