oh god the rape fog is back!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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