Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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