you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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