im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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