Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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