"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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