You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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