everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
bring money and cleavage
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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