im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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