Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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