I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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