There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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