the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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