? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
pray to the hookup gods
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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