I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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